Nancy Meyers said "Alec, I'm gonna make about 900 fat jokes about you in this movie. And your character's whole thing? Well, he...heh heh...loves FOOD! Like, a lot! You know, because of you being overweight yourself!"
Steve Martin said "I'll dial down literally everything interesting about me to zero and read lines like I'm on the phone with tech support"
Meryl said "I'll do it even though I don't get to siiiiiiiiing"
Baldwin said "I'm gonna give a performance observable from fucking space"
Krasinski said *smirks*
The kitchen said "I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS MOVIE"
Some video essayist nerd on YouTube needs to do a 45 minute one on Baldwin and use the moment in this movie in which he literally grabs Meryl's crotch and says "Home Sweet Home" as the moment his descent into Trump's perfect mirror image began.
All in all, just unhinged apex rich lady shit. Loved every minute of it, four stars!