Alec Baldwin cupping Meryl Streep's vagina and saying "home sweet home" is scarier than anything in Suspiria.

krasinski owns in this

FUCKING FEBRUARY ❤ - (27/28)

"And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!"

okay ew alec 🤢

there is a moment at the very beginning of this film where meryl streep grabs a plate with grapes and crackers and then proceeds to put it in the sink AND RUN WATER OVER IT. by far one of the craziest moments in cinematic history

Nancy Meyers said "Alec, I'm gonna make about 900 fat jokes about you in this movie. And your character's whole thing? Well, he...heh heh...loves FOOD! Like, a lot! You know, because of you being overweight yourself!"

Steve Martin said "I'll dial down literally everything interesting about me to zero and read lines like I'm on the phone with tech support"

Meryl said "I'll do it even though I don't get to siiiiiiiiing"

Baldwin said "I'm gonna give a performance observable from fucking space"

Krasinski said *smirks*

The kitchen said "I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS MOVIE"

Some video essayist nerd on YouTube needs to do a 45 minute one on Baldwin and use the moment in this movie in which he literally grabs Meryl's crotch and says "Home Sweet Home" as the moment his descent into Trump's perfect mirror image began.

All in all, just unhinged apex rich lady shit. Loved every minute of it, four stars!

Alec Baldwin’s character in this film is quite despicable. And he gets away pretty unscathed.

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I hate watching movies where everyone is attractive because it just lowers my self confidence. 

Also Hans Zimmer did the score for this WHAAAAAT?!

could've gone my entire life without having to see alec baldwin's bare ass but here we are

I got slightly too stoned and found myself very emotional affected by this. definitely better than when I saw it a decade ago sitting between my parents and fully wanted to die. Jeff Bezos’ Jack Ryan is so damn good in it!

meryl streep gets stoned, stuffs her face with chocolate cake, fucks alec baldwin, and kisses steve martin all in one film and this still isn't her best performance. a true icon.

i should've been totally terrified at the fact that most of the movie is that "people with blue eyes:" meme but i found it so warm and endearing instead. nancy's power!! this is absolutely absurd, barely veiled lifestyle porn and i completely ate it up.

why were the kids always crying together... why

breaking intersectional feminism to body shame alec baldwin

well, i do wonder if apple regrets that shot now...

I saw this movie years ago and LOVED it and I am so happy that it's still as good as I remember. And honestly, I miss this John Krasinski

Gets more points for the single instance where Steve Martin says, in the most absolutely deadpan fashion imaginable, "A very big ho" than it loses points every time Alec Baldwin talks about sex. Which is an almost unnecessary amount.

I seem to rarely see movies where Meryl plays a relatively normal person, so this was a fun change of pace. Even if that definition of normal includes having a water cooler in her kitchen and a second en suite sink that makes her sad. It's complicated.

Sometimes I just like watching a nice movie and feeling good.

Baldwin is great in about 1 in 4 films, he shines in this one particularly

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It could be great but here r the flaws:
- Steve Martin deeply uncharismatic.. just wanted like, an iota of charm? Not too much to ask imo
- y does she have like the ultimate Arian family? Hunter parish was in every fancasting list in the 2010s and I’m glad that didn’t work out
- Alec Baldwin attractiveness is too mid to me. Think he could be a lot sexier so we could see the appeal
- I need to see the end result of the house additions

No other notes. I want more. If Meryl could do mostly decent-plus movies I’d be good w that like let’s keep it in the “let them all talk category”

Krasinski shoulda just done this for whole career it’s good like I find him good... funny to be brought back to what we saw in him

I was so high that I’m not sure if i hated this movie or absolutely loved it. Regardless it was a wild ride. I think the writing was terrible but again could’ve just been the edibles.

meryl streep larga esses dois homens e casa comigo

FUCKING FEBRUARY ❤ - (27/28)

"And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!"

okay ew alec 🤢