crazy rich caucasians

samara weaving’s aggressive tropical bird scream added five years to my life

i had fun with this movie and am giving it four stars so please keep that in mind when I say I have never seen a more transparent attempt to create a bad-ass Halloween costume moment than the one in this movie! and also, whoever color graded this movie is my enemy! again- four stars! samara weaving is great!

Finally the Adam Brody-ssance (Brodyaissance?) is happening

Glad you fuckers finally realized Samara Weaving is a Fucking MOVIE STAR.

ready or not 🤝 knives out 🤝 parasite 🤝 hustlers:
spreading antirich propaganda in 2019

also, maybe samara weaving should have just married me instead

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

when florence pugh said "marriage is an economic proposition" in little women she didnt factor satanic ritual into the equation

no cellphone in sight literally just playing hide and seek

Had fun. A few really smart sequences... such as the FaceTime scene. Definitely grew on me.

Watched at AMC Dine-in, Bridgewater, NJ

in the name of the father (parasite), the son (knives out) and the holy spirit (ready or not)

marx didn't anticipate this but he would be happy

Rch people are bad and do weird shit, yea tell me something I don’t know pal.

Has some fun set-pieces and visual flair but didn’t really do much for me.

This movie surprised me actually because I assumed it to be just another corny horror movie. But it was actually made quite well and the story line was something unique that I had never see anyone else do before. There was a lot of twists and turns throughout them movie that I was not expecting at all. Plus Samara Weaving played the leading role, and I have always thought her to be quite a good actress who can add really good comedy into movies. I’m not much of a comedy lover tbh but she made me laugh a lot in this movie cause it had such exaggerated joke but in a way that it was really relatable for me in its exaggerations.

can’t wait till my wedding day where i get to recreate this 🥺 my dream

Adam Brody really likes his satanic rituals

Would have been a star more if they had used The Fugees

we love a good satan film!!! this took me for a fucking ride. it was intense and straight forward right from the beginning. no bullshit. that’s how it’s done! acting is so amazing, everyone kills it but of course the queen herself (Samara Weaving) is a god. adam brody is so hot. also the fitch guy reminded me from dude from beetlejuice i think that’s what they were going for tbh. so good!!! would recommend to anyone. ~ ready or not, here i come ~

This is a movie where you just have to ignore the story/plot and just enjoy the dark humor, gore, and shock factor. 

Quite enjoyably funny

Why is this movie so satisfying?

October Watches 2020

Just an absolute blast. Also, “I want a divorce” is such an iconic line. In fact, the whole ending iconic. Part of the horror in-laws cinematic universe

The best bride award goes to Samara fucking Weaving.

I would have really liked this a lot if:
-it hadn’t been the umpteenth story about satanic rituals 
-it didn’t have such a stupid, convoluted excuse to do some slashin’ 
-it didn’t try so hard to have plot twists.

However, I like Samara Weaving, I like that there was blood (but not enough for my taste) and that it had some comedy to it. And... yeah. After all, this is not the dumbest movie I saw this month. So there’s that.

sorry but this movie owns