uncut gems for hot girls who think considering law school is a personality trait

Interrupted my horror marathon (that I am aggressively behind on) to check this out and...fuck yes. But also, as someone who identifies as bisexual and has had a handful of uncomfortable experiences during family get-togethers because of that, this is at least SORT OF a horror movie. Right?

Depending on availability, I predict myself watching this at least 5 more times before the end of the year. Rachel Sennott rules.

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the most stressful jewish movie since uncut gems

“Chaim! Chaim! it’s Moshe. Your cousin, Moshe Blumstein. You know that new Jewish-American cinema you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!”

molly gordon... you have my attention

best horror film since hereditary (2018) i think

it’s like a car crash you can’t look away from in the best possible way, i’m obsessed. so many good lines but the prize goes to “you’re projecting a lot of misogyny for a future women’s march organizer”

dianna agron as hot milf

a chaotic bisexual mess – i have never felt more seen!

all danielle knows is gender business, be gay, be sugar baby, eat bagel and lie

Loved the sheer fucking chaos of this movie, I only wish it would have built up to something more climactic by the end. But overall, super fun time

First off I don’t really like “awkward” humor much, I get too much 2nd hand embarrassment. However the movie was well written throughout its short run time.
 (I really didn’t like that the main character was assumed to be a “whore “ for doing sugarbaby/ escort as work or being implied that she’s a “home wrecker” she didn’t know he was married

it’s mother! (2017) for young jewish people

I thought it was good but not as great as everyone’s making it out to be. Is that legal. Am I allowed to say that

Rewatching this film was just as stressful as the 1st time I watched it. Bumped up my rating. After a rewatch, I appreciated the art and writing/directing more.

It’s the chaos for me.

i wish this never ended

Came for Dianna Agron, stayed for the ✨ girl boss ✨ annihilation

this is my lady bird

What a terrific directorial debut from Emma Seligman. The film had me on edge throughout its entire runtime. I look forward to seeing what else she has to offer.

captures the awkwardness of family gatherings uncomfortably well

This was the most intense comedy I have ever seen. Also made more effective use of scare chords than most A24 movies.

this was so good, so clever. very uncomfortable to watch in a hilariously and painstakingly relatable way. i am very anti family gatherings and watching this felt like my absolute worst nightmare unfolding i literally wanted to bury my head under my sheets with every scene that went by lol it was perfectly awkward and embarrassing. 

this film was also less than 90 minutes which is always a plus in my book!! more good under-90 films!!!

also molly gordon...........many thoughts