WAZZZZZZZUUUPPPPP!!!!!!! Dudes and Dudettes of Chaos, it's the Chazz Man *Air Guitar* here to represent the Crap Movie Collective.
The Sage dude asked me to review this for him, and I was like, I'm busy, but anything for a bro. He's exact words were something like "This shit is too 90s for me." And I'm like bro, the 90s were awesome.
And this movie is totally 90s NOW!. So Al Simmons is an assassin, the most awesome of job. And he isn't some lamo assassin who uses a sniper rifle. He's like "I'ma use a misslle to get this dude!" You could say he's Da Bomb.
And then we have Michael Sheen who's totally buggin. All like "You wanna leave?…