more like obi-wan canboneme

you were my brother Anakin

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noooo anakin don’t turn to the dark side you’re so sexy aha

"so this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause."

shit, this still rules. the grimmest, fullest, most cogent and expressive realization of lucas' anti-war sentiments (a president starts a war with a rebel group he funded to trick the population and consolidate more power? sure hope that never happens) and interest in the tragedy of good people trapped in political institutions. the fatalistic plotting that on previous watches read to me as simple franchise mechanics play with far more dread and regret than i remembered and the pure open-wound, operatic mood of the final hour—the apocalyptic anguish and heartache of mustafar in particular but also the horror gestures that lace anakin's paranoia/wielding of political power—is easily his finest achievement as a director.

Anakin's character arc slaughters me
& wondrously wild world-building too.

Ridiculously, ruthlessly & rivetingly
deserving of its recent reappraisal;
a masterwork of the highest order
(and no, I am not, in the slightest,
being hyperbolic and/or facetious).

My favorite Star Wars film of the
eight that have been released thus far.

Anakin Skywalker in this movie is a Neil Breen protagonist.

anakin: the jedi are evil

obi: no they're not

anakin: THATS MY OPINION

it’s crazy how this movie was bad for a decade, and then it just like....became good

One of my favorite comedies. It continues to drop the ball with Anakin's character, and anything involving him is a massive trainwreck. The first half of the movie is mostly boring as well. But once you hear the words "I am the senate," this movie becomes an absolute blast. The story becomes strangely compelling, the action is solid, the memes really land. Anakin is way more compelling as an irredeemable antagonist than he is a fallen hero, after all. Overall, I like this movie! It's a solid mix of "so bad, it's good" elements and...well, genuinely good stuff. Also I would marry the score if I could

One of my guilty pleasure films. The poster’s pretty cool

Nice to know the last hour is as traumatising now when I am 23 as it was when I was 8

Better soundtrack than Last Jedi.
Better production design than Last Jedi.
Better characters than Last Jedi.
Better story than Last Jedi.
Better lightsaber fights than Last Jedi.

Better film than Last Jedi.

still the best prequel

***do it***

What is with Anakin cutting hands?

2nd best star wars no doubt.

It’s the best prequel movie but that doesn’t mean it’s good

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Holy shit you guys, Anakin Skywalker becomes Darth Vader?1?! Well cut off my legs and call me Daddy! Still the best of the second trilogy, though.

The best of the prequels by a long shot. Has a brilliant soundtrack, and some great moments from Hayden Christensen. It still sufferes from George Lucasism, clunky dialogue and the a dreadful romance between Anakin and Padme

the boy you trained, gone he is.

finally done with the prequels of my star wars binge and holy shittt this one was really the icing on the cake for anakin... was the previous 2 movies even necessary? swear they could have just squeezed it in. anyways my god i had sooo much emotions during the ending of this... every line from obiwan, padmé & anakin just made me SOB!!!!! the attachment i had towards anakin... i’m emotional dhmu. HE WAS SO HOT IN THIS ONE TOO MY GOODNESSSSSSSSS!!! clicking play on the original star wars now, luke here i come 🥸👍

might change this ratings when i finish all the movies

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