"Butter would melt in her mouth."
"Why not? She's got a hot mouth!"
"You lie down with the pigs, you get up smelling like garbage."
"You a tourist or a native?"
"Take one from Column A and two from Column B. You get an egg roll either way.'
"You should put that speech on tape. It's gotten to be a fireproof, gold-plated, diamond-encrusted excuse for never talking to me."
"If you're looking for a verb to explain my condition, try 'frustrated.'"
"Tell it like a giant golden book. I think I can cut it."
"This is starting to smell! Put a little chlorophyll in the conversation!"
"Take it easy, it's not gonna help if you get a thrombo!"
"When you don't belong, nothing belongs to you!"