• Reunion

    Reunion

    John Carpenter..bring your fucking notepad.. because THIS is how you make a horror movie

  • Light Is Calling

    Light Is Calling

    harvey norman to play this on their 4k display tvs challenge

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    Living in New Zealand where this film is held on the highest pedestal ever and anyone that says they didn't dig it will probably be murdered in their sleep the following night - it would take the most red pilled based motherfucker to call it mid and overrated. So here I am. Lord of the Rings is mid and overrated 😎

    Go vote for me as New Zealander of the year. Link in my bio

  • This Town

    This Town

    Adapting the similar bland comedy style used by how to dad that relies purely on social awkardness without substance. This Town (2020) adds to the accumulating proof that New Zealand film is declining from a lack of creativity and the abuse of formulaic kiwi humour done badly.

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    Disregarding all the positives of social media, once again these manipulators that created a system that manipulates society, is back to manipulate you once more about how social media is bad.

  • Candyman

    Candyman

    Candyman subtly reveals America's frightening racist history - drawing connections between an urban myth, that is Candyman, and the on going myth within white supremacey. The never ceasing lies and stereotypes aimed towards the black community and in this specific case, black males. The tale of a horrific unjust murder of a 19th century black male, who ends up becoming a monsterous perpetrator within the minds of society. A story of an individual who was mistreated and ignored, nobody came…

  • Savage

    Savage

    Sam Kelly, they may not know who you are now. But they will.
    Such a raw, emotional directorial debut and I cannot wait for what's next.

  • Mulan

    Mulan

    ½

    Barber: nobody can cut faster than me

    Disney: hold my Mulan

  • Halloween

    Halloween

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    No one:
    Literally nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Person in horror movie: "Come on annie! That's enough! Well definitely stop being funny now cut it out! You'll be sorry!
    *screams*
    *gets murdered brutally by some creepy old guy*

    I find it funny how everyone in 70s/80s horror films always just assume their friends are playing some mad prank on them.

  • My Life as a Zucchini

    My Life as a Zucchini

    ★★★★★

    It is a crime to give this less than 5 stars

  • Wild Strawberries

    Wild Strawberries

    ★★★★★

    Masterpiece!

  • Meshes of the Afternoon

    Meshes of the Afternoon

    Moral of the story: maybe just, ease up on the LSD
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    I now have a strong desire to read the Manifesto Of Surrealism. Thank you, Maya Deren.