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  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)

    Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)


    i never want to see another superhero movie again because it will literally never be as good as this one. the difference when you allow women to direct films about characters that have been historically oversexualized to the point that that's one of their most discernible personality traits ... and they suddenly have depth and nuance and so much MORE. i have to stan i really do.

  • The Rhythm Section

    The Rhythm Section

    so like. is nobody talking about this movie because it was that awful? because it was. it was so bad. aside from the obvious islamophobia, xenophobia and imperialist sentiment -- this movie was also just lazy. it feels like it's going nowhere, and for a while you think it's going to be because there's some incredible twist at the end, but it's actually because it's going nowhere.

Popular reviews

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    clifford: everyone hates me for being a deadbeat dad, but nobody ever asks if roy has bad vibes

  • Hustlers



    absolutely magnificent, i literally couldn't look away, keke steals every scene she's in, give constance an oscar, thank you for coming to my ted talk.