Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Clueless
  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
  • Pride & Prejudice

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  • The Hating Game


  • 21 Jump Street


  • Bee Movie


  • The Proposal


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  • Ant-Man and the Wasp

    Ant-Man and the Wasp

    michael peña’s character to thanos: yeah, so, you see, like, you was out here evaporating half the planet, and, like, my cousin told me, that his college roommate told him, that his mom — who’s super fine, like — forwarded him an email, and the email said “DAAAMN, TONY STARK IS MISSING AND LIKE, IS PROBABLY DEAD AND SHIT,” and so i asked my friend ant-man, who’s tight with captain america, and he said, that cap said, that you have…

  • Chicago



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    what if 🤭 we 👯‍♀️ murdered ❌ the men 👨🏼👨🏻 we were sleeping 💤 with & developed a fierce rivalry 🤬 on death row ⛓ in our quest 🗺 to both be the most famous  📸  murderess 🔪 in chicago ✨ but then our solo careers 🎭 flop 📉 and we have perform 💃🏻💃🏻  a double 👥 act that inspires 💭 and excites 😆 the public? jk....... unless 👀