• The Matrix Reloaded

    The Matrix Reloaded


    god, this took me a while to get into, but i finally feel like i can watch the whole thing without getting confused or overwhelmed by how much is going on in here, and now i can say this for sure: when it finally clicks, it fucking clicks. it’s *absurdly* entertaining. i can’t remember the last time i had so much fun watching an action movie. it shocks me that a movie can have me on the edge of my…

  • Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé

    Homecoming: A Film by Beyoncé


    the sorry > me myself & i transition literally changed my brain chemistry i havent been the same since WOW what ‼️ a ‼️ moment ‼️‼️

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body


    finally giving this the 5 star rating it deserves idc !!! truly one of my favorite scripts of all time it is endlessly quotable every line is perfect diablo cody is god etc etc.

  • House on Haunted Hill

    House on Haunted Hill


    ok listen to me. this + ghost ship (2002) & thirteen ghosts (2001) are actually better than the godfather trilogy. yes i know it’s not an actual trilogy. no i haven’t watched the godfather trilogy either. but i’m right on this

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    Thir13en Ghosts


    steve beck wants to fuck a ghost so bad and he’s not even subtle about it.. both this and ghost ship literally have scenes where a guy sees a dead woman and immediately says ‘nice titties’ i cant make this shit up!!!!

  • Ghost Ship

    Ghost Ship


    does anyone think dodge and munder explored each others bodies

  • Prince of Darkness

    Prince of Darkness


    god i fucking love carpenter's take on the devil & all demonic stuff. everything you thought you knew is false, and everything you're about to learn is a bunch of lies too. god is real and he's evil. green juice is satanic, and so are technology, math, and homeless people. demonic possession happens through squirting, apparently. you think you can stop the devil's train but really you're driving it exactly the way he wants you to. there's no hope, no help,…

  • Jacob's Ladder

    Jacob's Ladder


    anyone else have a film they're fascinated by but can't describe a single thing about why they love it so much? because this little insane piece of mindfuckery is mine

  • Female Trouble

    Female Trouble



  • Drop Dead Gorgeous

    Drop Dead Gorgeous


    this is the funniest movie ever made and its not even close

  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    The Autopsy of Jane Doe



  • Cherry Falls

    Cherry Falls


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the cop yelling 'this is my post i can't just split' and then immediately getting split in half by an axe lmaooooo

    kept thinking about how this would be so much cooler if it was about an actual woman seeking revenge. dont know why they chose the norman-bates-wannabe route (actually i do know. they picked that because this is a 2000 teen horror movie and its gotta have an 'unpredictable' plot twist). and after that bus scene in the ending you'd think we would get a sequel about loralee, but i guess not.