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  • Come As You Are

    Come As You Are


    Apparently inspired by real-life events, Come As You Are follows three young Belgian guys with various disabilities as they make their way to a fabled brothel on the Spanish coast.

    While the film is a little formulaic and predictable in plot, it makes up for it with tons of heart and charm. The four central characters, including their bus driver, have great chemistry and although you can guess what is coming next, you can't help but smile watching.

    Sometimes there's nothing better than a simple, light story when it's done well.

  • Zappa



    Not the most stellar documentary ever but it has made me re-evaluate the man. I had previously had him down as a guy loaded with talent who did Hot Rats but had too many puerile potty humour lyrics to be taken seriously. This film doesn’t even touch that side of his work and Hot Rats is barely even mentioned, but his principles regarding censorship, standing up for musicians who didn’t stand up for themselves and his drive and determination will lead to a revisit of his discography.

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