Favorite films

  • The Man Who Would Never Be, What They Made Him To Be
  • Piranha 3DD
  • BIONICLE: Mask of Light
  • Killer Bean Forever

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  • Another Round

    ★★★★½

  • Satantango

  • Stuber

    ★★★½

  • Parasite

    ★★★★★

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  • Another Round

    Another Round

    Woulda been a 5 if they picked a better song for the theme

  • Satantango

    Satantango

    One of the most mind-numbing films I have ever seen. Yes, it's allegorical but so was Werckmeister Harmonies. Crazy how that film was 2.5 hours long but infinitely more emotional and immersive. Everything in this movie is drawn out to such an absurd extent that it actually has the opposite effect of other slow films and ruins the immersion since absolutely nothing is happening. And this is coming from a diehard lil Tark fan so slow movies and long takes are my fetish.

    1/5 did NOT make my head and soul ring but gotta give it credit for the cinematography, production design, and sound design.

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  • BIONICLE: Mask of Light

    BIONICLE: Mask of Light

    ★★★★★

    I will let the following passage from Ingmar Bergman's "Magic Lantern" speak to the merit of this masterpiece:

    "My discovery of the first Bionicle film was like a miracle.

    Suddenly, I found myself standing at the door of a room the keys of which had, until then, never been given to me. It was a room I had always wanted to enter and where the Bionicles were moving freely and fully at ease.

    I felt encouraged and stimulated: someone was…

  • War and Peace

    War and Peace

    ★★★★★

    Definitely the best epic I've ever seen. Please check it out, it's pretty nuts how much work went into this.