Black Christmas

Black Christmas ★½

Hold on for deer life cause this film is gonna take you on a ride...such a slow and boring ride that yule want to get your money back if you see it in theatres.

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The group of friends often had no chemistree with each other. The antagonists are cartoony in the worst way. The kills were incredibly, incredibly bland (I mean it’s expected from a PG-13 slasher). Also, not that I went into this expecting subtlety, but the writing is awful when trying to convey its message.

After a while I was so bored that I began to look at the theatre walls and it felt like they were closing in on me and I became CLAUStrophobic, however I welcomed the impending doom of being crushed by the walls of it meant the movie would end sooner. 

It’s just...it’s just not very fun. It’s not a jolly time. I only enjoyed AT MOST 10 present (%) of the movie, hence earning 1.5 Xmas stars.

To get through this you might need some rein-beers or maybe Christmas spirits.

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