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  • Project X

    Project X


    I literally can’t describe what this movie made me feel. Some sort of mixture of overwhelming jealousy and this joyous feeling at the same time. If I ever threw a party like this I would definitely hire the same 12 year old security guards. And I would turn the oven on with the midget guy inside. If you’re wondering what the fuck I’m talking about, then watch this damn movie.
    Also costa is the biggest asshole ever.

  • The Babysitter: Killer Queen

    The Babysitter: Killer Queen


    Damn this somehow got worse

Popular reviews

  • Mad Max: Fury Road

    Mad Max: Fury Road


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I can’t put into words the sheer awesomeness of this movie. It’s got everything. There’s explosions, jaws being ripped off, feminists, an amazing colour palette, more explosions, heavy metal, hidden guns in decked out apocalyptic cars, two amazing leads AND EVEN MORE FUCKING EXPLOSIONS!!!!!! And it’s Australian.

  • Star Wars

    Star Wars


    Happy Star Wars Day Motherfuckers!