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  • The Wolfman
  • The Wolf Man
  • Godzilla vs. Kong
  • Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith

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  • The Relic

    ★★★★★

  • Ghostbusters

  • The Animal

    ★★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Michael...You've come home."

    Wouldn't have even watched it if I wasn't watching for a friend, as I hated the 2018 film with a burning passion from hell, but I'm very glad I did. Easily the best Halloween film since Halloween 6.

    It's far from perfect, suffering from the same on-the-nose dogshit dialogue of the first film (the events of the first Halloween are recounted 3 times in the first 20 minutes), but it's a million times better than Halloween (2018)…

  • Spawn

    Spawn

    ★★★★★

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    "They belong together. There's no place for me here."



    Over 2 decades of superhero movies and none of them has even come close to this one for me. It truly, deeply breaks my heart that people will let some poorly aged CGI and occasional scatalogical humor (which, if anything, make the trippy, nightmare reality of the film feel that much more authentic) cause them to completely write off a really well made film full of emotional power and, dare I…

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  • The Relic

    The Relic

    ★★★★★

    "Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe."

    Such a fun (and often scary) monster movie with some of the best special effects I've ever seen. Shocking what was pulled off here on such a small budget, the Kothoga beast is a stunning achievement of CGI and animatronics.

    The characters are fun with Tom Sizemore just stealing the show as the neurotic Officer Vincent D'Agosta. I get Stephen King protagonist vibes from his sensitive and good hearted dweeb. Linda Hunt…

  • Ghostbusters

    Ghostbusters

    The funniest thing about this movie is that the villain is Randy Stair.

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  • Leaving Neverland

    Leaving Neverland

    3 months in and we already have the worst film of 2019.

    Dinesh D'Souza is green with envy at Dan Reed's protracted, emotionally manipulative, nonsensical, contradictory propaganda piece. There's a reason why there was nobody involved in the court case in this documentary, there's a reason why there's nobody with specific knowledge of the evidence involved in the documentary, there's a reason why Dan Reed refused to interview Corey Feldman (Maybe the most outspoken voice against child molestation in all…

  • Megan Is Missing

    Megan Is Missing

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    **

    Pretty much one of the most horrible things I've ever seen. I watched this one in a marathon of shock Horror films with my girlfriend of the time and it's telling that we thought the best of the lot was Seed, the one directed by Uwe Boll. It goes without saying that we agreed this one was the worst. It's a pretentious, hateful, artless, pointless, contemptible pile of cum made by an untalented and perverse man who…