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  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals


    i saw a review where someone listed a few things wrong with this movie and then "despite all that it's eminently watchable," which is kinda how i felt about this. for the most part, it was an engaging watch, but then at other times it was so poorly edited and its messaging felt so out of whack and messy and like....the production design was also just so ugly, which i know was the point at times, but i think it…

  • Gimme Shelter

    Gimme Shelter


    what the fuck i mean like - i - what the fuck. bitch i cannot BREATHE what the hell. uncut gems can move aside because this takes the cake for "most stressful viewing experience of all time" and it's not even close

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  • Jojo Rabbit

    Jojo Rabbit

    so. i do not say this lightly, but this is very possibly my least favorite film of all time. this film has a very tall task: somehow, make a story about hitler and nazis funny. the sheer endeavor to me reads as curious, but i can accept that there could be power in reclaiming some of this story - fine. no matter how noble its intentions, the comedy itself fell flat (i swear to god, every fucking line of dialogue…

  • Phantom Thread

    Phantom Thread


    i feel positively haunted by this one; the slow, intimate piano score made me feel as if i was in the room with the whole film, complicit in every moral crime and every stolen glance. it's perhaps one of the most anxiety-inducing romance films i've ever seen, as if i, as viewer, do not wish to disturb the peace, so i too must remain still and silent. looks beautiful and feels even more grand, even in its smallest moments.