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  • Ricardo



    I love the Sensible Soccers, I love any melodrama that includes a quasi-depressed character taking a butt naked sad shower and I love non sequitur Gonçalo Waddington's references. What's not to like?

  • Until Porn Do Us Part

    Until Porn Do Us Part


    I'm 2 out of 5 into Jorge Pelicano's filmography and I am doing my best to find arguments to start calling him the portuguese version of Werner Herzog. The best argument I could conjure is this one: I probably felt as anxious listening to someone getting mauled by an animal (Grizzly Bear 2005) as I felt listening to a poor mother crying because is worldwide-famous-hardcore-gay-pornstar-son forgot to wish her a happy birthday on Facebook (Until Porn Do Us Part 2018)

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  • How Fernando Pessoa Saved Portugal

    How Fernando Pessoa Saved Portugal


    From what I remember from high school, I think Fernando Pessoa would be proud to find out that he was the protagonist of a movie that includes a scene where a priest jerks off a Coca-Cola bottle to expel its demons.


  • The Master

    The Master


    Any movie that includes Philip Seymour Hoffman grunting while cumming at a bathroom sink and Joaquin Phoenix grunting while cumming at a sand sculpture  automatically wins a special place in my heart but, fuck, everything in The Master seems tailor-made for me. I renounce everything I know about psychiatry, The Split Saber is my new guide.