fran hoepfner

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sweetheart, etc. // staff writer for BWDR

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  • Gregory's Girl

    Gregory's Girl

    ★★★

    this and Valley Girl share essentially the same premise: what if you dated a tall doofus?

  • Mank

    Mank

    ★★★

    neither too steamed nor too charmed. I hate hate hate this mode for Gary Oldman. it is so tedious and in this case also also so goyish. I was like, didn't he and Lily Collins just do this shit in The Darkest Hour? before realizing I have British Lily faceblindness even though I thought I was better/smarter/stronger than that. regardless it is such a bummer and phony "only in the movies" type of relationship that I think rarely ever comes…

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