Ana 🌻

Ana 🌻

aussie historian & werewolf connoisseur

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  • Polar

    Polar

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    every scene with mads mikkelsen in it was watchable just because he's mads mikkelsen, but every other scene was unwatchable to the point of actual brain rot. who's going to tell the director that he's confusing just sexism for being ~~edgy~~?

  • Black Water

    Black Water

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    A nice reminder that creature features don't have to be expensive and bombastic to be effective – sometimes a low budget, no CGI, and a simple setting work better than the alternative. I somehow doubt the same can be said for the sequel, but that's TBD for me.

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  • King Arthur

    King Arthur

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    me: *opens paper bag labelled 'famously terrible movie'*
    me: I don't know what I expected

  • A Knight's Tale

    A Knight's Tale

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    sir william out here saying a giant fuck you to feudalism while chugging respect women juice