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  • The Karate Kid

    The Karate Kid


    I too would slow dance with Ralph Macchio in his shower curtain costume. 💖

  • I'll Be Gone in the Dark

    I'll Be Gone in the Dark


    I don't believe in much, but I do believe Michelle McNamara was put on this Earth to be a beacon of light and bring justice, and I hope wherever she is, she's at peace.

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  • Hot Dogs

    Hot Dogs


    just a lil' Jack Stauber to brighten the day 🌞

  • Alabama Snake

    Alabama Snake


    Not to be judgy or anything,
    but Pentecostals are fucking weird.

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  • The Day of the Jackal

    The Day of the Jackal


    A meticulous, sometimes tedious, fictional political thriller following a hitman(codename: Jackal)'s plan to assassinate the president of France, Charles de Gaulle, and the manhunt into finding the Jackal before it's too late.

    Well, this feels a little too relevant now, doesn't it? On account of this being about a right-wing terrorist group trying to overthrow their government and all. But at least the "patriots" in this managed to hire a sly Fox like Edward (see what I did there?) to…

  • Host



    Possibly the first "feature" to be shot and released post-pandemic, and tbh, I really enjoyed it. While the bare bones plot leaves some to be desired, I feel like watching this is akin to visiting a haunted house, you're not really there for the story, you're there for the scares. And at a cool 56 mins, I'm totally okay with that. Also it's way better than that Unfriended garbage (don't @ me).

    Props to Rob Savage. His short film Salt is one of the best horror shorts (& I mean short) I've seen in a while.