Mykelparick Hayes

Mykelparick Hayes

Yes, being this pretentious is hard work.
Screenwriting major at Loyola Marymount University.
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  • Green Room

    Green Room

    ★★★

    Nazi Punks Fuck Off
    Vote em out

  • The Brood

    The Brood

    ★★½

    Fuck them kids

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  • Freaky

    Freaky

    ★★★★

    Vince Vaughn says ACAB
    Vince Vaughn says trans rights 
    Vince Vaughn says himbo rights
    (Also thank you Christopher Landon for the serotonin goddamn)

  • Meet the Robinsons

    Meet the Robinsons

    ½

    The evil hat-dominated dystopia sequence in this film utterly traumatized my seven year old self for reasons I can't quite ascertain. Even now that I've racked up life experience and have real sorrow under my belt the images of those damn hats remained seared into my brain. Meet the Robinsons is probably the reason I'm mentally ill. I'm sure it's probably a decent kids film or whatever but I will never forgive it for single handedly ruining my life.