funkshoi has written 7 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Geostorm

    Geostorm

    ★½

    You know what kind of ride you’re strapping in for when they say the movie title in the movie. So when they say it 40 times, then you better believe it’s 40X as good. Right?

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame

    ★★

    like watching intergalactic paint dry.

  • Pet Sematary

    Pet Sematary

    ★½

    It was scary, but total and utter nonsense. Like listening to a 2hr Trump rally speech while fireworks kept going off near your head would also be scary.

  • Vice

    Vice

    ★★★★

    Bale is a Pysopathic savant.

  • Avengers: Infinity War

    Avengers: Infinity War

    ★★★

    The Russos did a pretty good job of wrangling all these storylines together. I mostly watched to catch up to last years memes, and was not disappointed.

  • Captain America: Civil War

    Captain America: Civil War

    ★½

    Every nonsense motive and bizarre plot device was all geared toward framing up the poster of this movie. The entirety of this could’ve just been summed up in the mid-credit bonus scene of the previous movie.

  • Avengers: Age of Ultron

    Avengers: Age of Ultron

    ★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Pretty disappointed with this one. I usually like Joss Whedon’s Buffy-esque amount of camp sprinkled around a plot to keep things lighthearted and to defuse drama. But this time around it felt misplaced. 
    Like if a truly vicious Bond villain suddenly ventured into Austin Powers territory, but in the third act for some reason.