domhnall gleeson movies ranked by how right he’d treat me

he has the range!!!

you could probably switch a few around but the strict categories are:

1-3: God Tier (the man in question)
4-9: Golden Boys Tier
10-20: Good Enough Tier
21-26: Not Enough Characterisation Tier
27-30: Reedemable Douchebags Tier
31-32: Just Douchebags Tier
33-40: Literal Psychopaths Tier


see also: domhnall gleeson movies ranked by how hot he is


Unloggables:


- Bill Weasley (Escape from Gringotts @ WWoHP): Golden Boys Tier. I’ve never been to Florida hence never rode this but I’ve seen shaky badly lit videos, (not even as a DG stan, it was from when i was deep into HP) but theme park rides are cool bcs he actually is directly addressing you hence treating you a certain…

  • Through the Looking Glass: Making Ex Machina

    1.Through the Looking Glass: Making Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    Himself
    pros:
    ✅ cute
    ✅ funny
    ✅ talented
    ✅ sweet 
    ✅ charming
    ✅ accent
    ✅ humble
    ✅ stans paddington

    cons:

    im not gonna act like i know domhnall personally and i try not to put him on a pedestal, but he has yet to give me reason to hate him. im not abt to praise him for doing bare minimum when its more likely he’s smart enough to  keep his opinions to himself, but yay him for defended kelly marie tran and his adorable old fashion gentlemanly manners (pulling out chairslending jackets [look at kelly])

    he’s also just so fucking cute and charming and funny and smart in his interviews. he’s also hella talented. also a plus that his colleagues also love him


    anyway this is getting too long and sappy and gross bye

  • Earth's Greatest Spectacles

    2.Earth's Greatest Spectacles

    a dismbodied voice educating on the cycle of changing seasons in three different locations is kinda sexy if u ask me

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  • The Skywalker Legacy

    3.The Skywalker Legacy

    Himself

    not him making hux adorable 🙄.....like this isnt armitage, this is armie 🥺

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  • Brooklyn

    4.Brooklyn

    ★★★★

    The notes for this film reportedly contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Jim Farrell

    pros:
    ✅ cute
    ✅ accent
    ✅ cozy wardrobe
    ✅ in need of comfort at the end
    ✅ the dark hair does things to me ok

    cons:

    genuinely perfect wtf?? jim farrell pls write me xx

  • About Time

    5.About Time

    ★★★★

    Tim Lake

    pros:
    ✅ a+ compliments
    ✅ good w kids
    ✅ close to family
    ✅ adorkable

    cons:
    ❌ falls into the “Problematic™️ behaviour is seen as romantic” pit (not a hill i’d die on but i wouldnt rly consider what he did emotional manipulation 🙃)

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  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    6.Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    Bill Weasley

    pros:
    ✅ coolest clothes
    ✅ close to family
    ✅ a fucking wizard
    ✅ fought fascists
    ✅ cool sexy scars

    cons:
    ❌ ranks lower than jim and tim bcs he’s less romantic :/

    he would have been so much more powerful if he was brought in earlier and not randomly shoehorned into the last 2 movies and 😔 also idk if him being a not-quite-werewolf is a pro or con

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  • Unbroken

    8.Unbroken

    ★★★

    Russel Allen ‘Phil’ Phillips

    when he cradled a dying finn wittrock’s head on his chest.....yeah he’d treat me right

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  • Black Mirror: Be Right Back

    9.Black Mirror: Be Right Back

    ★★★★

    Ash Starmer (replicant)

    pros:
    ✅ sweet
    ✅ good listener
    ✅ accent
    ✅ doesnt die/get hurt
    ✅ probably gives the best 🤯🥴

    cons:
    ❌ the lack of agency he has would definitely fuck with me
    ❌ doesnt age 

    og human ash
    pros:
    ✅ sings along to cheesy songs 
    ✅ accent
    ✅ if he’s good enough for hayley atwell he cant be that bad

    cons:
    ❌ kinda dickish tbh


    he’d be Good Enough Tier

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  • Never Let Me Go

    10.Never Let Me Go

    ★★★½

    Rodney

    ✅ soft
    ✅dedicated

    ❌probs dead rn
    ❌ not his fault but has to compete w andrew garfield’s fluffy hair and doe eyes

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  • Anna Karenina

    11.Anna Karenina

    ★★★

    Konstantin Dmitrievich Levin


    very sweet and romantic but like,,, was he not acting bigoted towards his brother’s wife?????

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  • Ex Machina

    12.Ex Machina

    ★★★★★

    Caleb Smith

    pros:
    ✅ sweet (or at least has a strong moral compass dhsh)
    ✅ smart
    ✅ cute

    cons:
    ❌ crept on ava way too much
    ❌ this isnt a con its just kinda weird but he actually signed up for a porn acct???

    it might just be his juxtaposition w nathan that makes him look good tbh and i also might be biased bcs he’s my twitter @ and ex machina is my fave domhnall film

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  • A Dog Year

    13.A Dog Year

    ★★½

    Anthony 
    ✅ handyman
    ✅ dog person

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  • Peter Rabbit

    14.Peter Rabbit

    ★★½

    Thomas McGregor

    pros:
    ✅ romantic
    ✅ organised (need me a freak like that 😜)
    ✅ good w kids
    ✅ brunet (read: hot)

    cons:
    ❌ liar
    ❌ a bit too uptight
    ❌ i dont wanna stay in the countryside long term

    excited to see how pr2 mcgregor will place

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  • The Kitchen

    15.The Kitchen

    ★★

    Gabriel O’Malley

    ✅devoted
    ✅no one will fuck with you
    ✅charming (or am i blinded)

    ❌murderer
    ❌involved in organised crime


    the only Literal Psychopath to make it to Good Enough Tier, love that for him!

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  • Corduroy

    16.Corduroy

    ★★½

    Mahon

    pros:
    ✅ caring

    cons:
    ❌ fashion disaster (i wouldnt be surprised if domhnall was wearing his actual clothes)

    it’s like 10 minutes long and hard to judge especially since he isnt the protagonist but he seems like a sweetheart

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  • When Harvey Met Bob

    17.When Harvey Met Bob

    ★★★

    Bob Geldof

    he has his heart in the right place but hes so aggressive abt like damn ma calm down. cool shirts tho

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  • Goodbye Christopher Robin

    18.Goodbye Christopher Robin

    ★★★½

    Alan “Blue” Milne

    pros:
    ✅ rich probably 
    ✅ good husband
    ✅ well meaning dad
    ✅ literally invented winnie the pooh

    cons:
    ❌ as well meaning as he was, he was still kind of a shitty dad
    ❌ countryside
    ❌ too formal

    (nothing to do w the real aa milne whomst i owe my life too)

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  • The Revenant

    19.The Revenant

    Captain Andrew Henry

    pros:
    ✅ noble
    ✅ cares abt his men

    cons:
    ❌ when was the last time he showered

    we’re reaching the weird neutral point where the characters don’t interact w many women romantically or otherwise so u just gotta extrapolate what kinda partner they are and uhh i mean he seems like a good person????? but also is he a coloniser??

  • Stars

    20.Stars

    ★★

    Brian

    pros:
    ✅caring
    cons:
    ❌ animated

    there rly isnt much to say bcs its so short (and ngl super weird) but this guy is so regular probably the flattest character in the bunch.

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  • Dredd

    21.Dredd

    ★★★½

    Clan Techie

    pros:

    cons:

    i feel bad for him but literally dk what kinda person he is, he didnt seem like a good or bad person, just someone w a lot of self preservation. literally the most neutral character. hence, this is bare minimum everyone below this probably not great

  • Boy Eats Girl

    22.Boy Eats Girl

    ★½

    Bernard

    domhnall wasnt a minor but im pretty sure his character is but id probs would have been his friend if i were still in secondary school, altho the amt of catholic guilt between the two of us OOF

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  • Studs

    23.Studs

    ★★½

    Trampas

    he had no personality to judge but he’s probably not a serial killer or war crimimal so he has that going for him ig but he also has too many loud white man friends

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  • Six Shooter

    24.Six Shooter

    Cashier
    there is literally nothing i can say about this guy he doesnt even have a name 😭

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  • True Grit

    25.True Grit

    ★★★½

    Moon

    ✅ relatively not a bad person

    ❌ still probably not the best person
    ❌ i do not want to be living in the wilderness

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  • A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    26.A Futile and Stupid Gesture

    ★★½

    Henry Beard

    pros:
    ✅ his understated deadpan sense of humour was refreshing compared to his colleagues trying to one up each other
    ✅ the pipe is kinda hot
    ✅ glasses

    ❌ pointed a gun at a dog
    ❌ kinda obnoxious at times
    ❌ seems like the type of person that would probably make an offensive joke and then go “its just a joke”
    ❌ most likely to say slurs

    still my fave part of this movie tho

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  • Crash Pad

    27.Crash Pad

    ★★

    Stensland
    pros:
    ✅ romantic
    ✅ will actually care about you

    cons:
    ❌ kinda racist lbr
    ❌ it’s hypocritical of me to say this but god he’s pathetic 


    stensland’s kind hard to rank bcs tbh i think he means well, he definitely WANTS to treat ME right, but does he actually KNOW how to treat me right?? there were some parts that were just kinda ugh to me. maybe its bcs of gradys influence but he seemed to only be willing to treat a someone right if he was gonna get rewarded in the end

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  • Frank

    28.Frank

    ★★★★

    Jon Burroughs

    pros:
    ✅ i think he learned and grew quite a lot throughout the movie

    cons:
    ❌ ableist 
    ❌ selfish
    ❌ hair (dont @ me)
    ❌ he’d probs write a break up song abt u that makes u out to be a bitch at least it probably wont be good so theres no risk of it constantly being played on the radio or getting stuck in your head

    he’s an entitled but mediocre white man and reminds me of too many ppl i see online which is probs why he annoys me so gd much, but at least he never comitted any serious crimes and probably has a conscience

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  • Psychic

    29.Psychic

    ★★★★

    Shergar Palin

    pros:
    ✅ beard (read: hot)

    cons:
    ❌ con man
    ❌ sad guy hrs 24/7

    this is admittedly too short for me to form an opinion apart from shady con man w baggage but oh my god he’s so fucking hot

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  • Perrier's Bounty

    30.Perrier's Bounty

    ★★★

    Clifford

    all this bitch did was play pool and sell coke

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  • Sensation

    31.Sensation

    Donal Dugan

    simp/incel rights!!

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  • Shadow Dancer

    32.Shadow Dancer

    ★★★

    Connor McVeigh

    like he cares abt his family but also HE’S A FUCKING IRA TERRORIST

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  • American Made

    33.American Made

    ★★½

    “”Monty Schafer””

    pros:
    ✅ beard
    ✅ that little dance he did

    cons:
    ❌ that little dance was done on top of some contraband shit
    ❌ extremely untrustworthy
    ❌ no conscience (along w everyone else below this rank tbh) and would probably drop u once u’re no longer useful to him, basically this hoe aint loyal
    ❌ idk enough abt the cia’s shady business but in america and overseas but he was Heavily involved

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  • mother!

    34.mother!

    The notes for this film reportedly contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Older Son

    pros:

    cons:
    ❌ greedy
    ❌ fratricide
    ❌ remorseless
    ❌ doesn’t have a name?? i assume it’s cain lmao

    🚩 we have entered the murder zone 🚩

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  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    35.Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★

    The notes for this film reportedly contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    General Armitage Hux

    pros:
    ✅ helped the resistance (even if it was for petty personal reasons)

    cons:
    ❌ traitor (even if it was to kylo ren/the first order)

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  • Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    36.Star Wars: The Force Awakens

    ★★★★★

    The notes for this film reportedly contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    General Armitage Hux

    pros:

    cons:
    ❌ interplanetary destruction
    ❌ too type A

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  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    37.Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★

    General Armitage Hux

    pros:

    cons:
    ❌ adding more to his already long list of war crimes
    ❌ slapped finn
    ❌ dumbass

  • The Little Stranger

    38.The Little Stranger

    ★★½

    The notes for this film reportedly contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Dr Faraday

    pros:
    ✅ free health care

    cons:
    ❌ incel
    ❌ probably a murderer
    ❌ euthanasied a dog
    ❌ stache
    ❌ forced caroline to marry him wtf???


    (damn ma pick a struggle)

    literally represents toxic masculinity

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  • Calvary

    39.Calvary

    ★★★½

    Freddie Joyce

    pros:

    cons:
    ❌ tortures women
    ❌ literally a serial killer who intentionally attacks women
    ❌ actual cannibal
    ❌ bowl cut

  • Star Tours 3D - The Adventures Continue

    40.Star Tours 3D - The Adventures Continue

    General Armitage Hux (Star Tours: Crait, Rise of the Resistance): Literal Psychopaths Tier I’ve actually ridden Star Tours exactly once and got the Crait sequence (my sister even said “hey, it was the gleeson guy”) and Hux ordered my execution, so we gotta put him last last. 

    (i cant believe this is loggable lol its not even in domhnall’s filmography but i know lb could take it down at any time so im still leaving in the list description)

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