• Geostorm

    Geostorm

    I now understand climate change!

  • A Hard Day's Night

    A Hard Day's Night

    Why are they being mean to Ringo? He’s in The Beatles!

  • Some Kind of Heaven

    Some Kind of Heaven

    I loved this. Florida is a truly absurdist state, but it is uniquely over-simplified with the “Florida Man” dumb ass dumb unfunny novelty napkin bullshit you all dispel!!! YOU! This movie is a much keener examination into the uncanny but undeniably human energy that haunts this swamp.

    A hell of a drug watching this in Central Florida with my Floridian parents a year or so away from retirement. Dad kept going to his phone to give us facts about The…

  • Richard Pryor: Live in Concert

    Richard Pryor: Live in Concert

    Richard Pryor Stand-Up ‘79

  • The Color Purple

    The Color Purple

    Directed by Steven Spielberg?


    I like to pretend to be an expert on Steven Spielberg. So I will say: a handful of startling sequences and performances in particular with Oprah Winfrey, but Spielberg translating the same melodrama cleverly and sincerely used in the children’s musical ET into this drastically more adult material he couldn’t possibly understand with the same clarity leaves this movie suffering the same peculiar adult sentimentality that coats Always and Hook. I am the first to turn rabid when people paint…

  • The Man Who Wasn't There

    The Man Who Wasn't There

    Pretended to have seen Trumbo to avoid watching Trumbo with my parents and instead convinced them to watch this. This movie made me laugh and think vaguely about death but not really all that much. Everyone acting in it was very good! Mom liked that it was black & white (although when it started she said “black and white?”) but didn’t like the ending but was glad I showed it to her bc she would “never watch something like this myself.”…

  • Chef

    Chef

    This was good. But can it be better? I will produce and direct a fully CG “live-action” remake of Chef using VR/AR technology for $200,000,000!

  • GoodFellas

    GoodFellas

    GoodFellas on Netflix 😎

  • Margaret

    Margaret

    ★★★★★

    Tossing around the idea that this is one of the best movies

  • Miles Davis: Birth of the Cool

    Miles Davis: Birth of the Cool

    Don’t feel like I learned very much. This is for people who already know these factoids to watch and say “uh-huh,” and “yup!” 

    Birth of the Cool is my favorite jazz record, though! They don’t really talk about it much. It was the title! Oh well.

  • Cinema Paradiso

    Cinema Paradiso

    Untouchable score but the movie is dull. I bet I could make a better movie with that same score. Something about video games or something cool. Video Game Paradiso. Yup, that would be awesome.

  • The Queen's Gambit

    The Queen's Gambit

    Would like to clear up that I got heavy into chess three months before this was released.

    Watched the first six episodes in early December, watched the fourth episode on my phone, then I waited a month. Watched the first six episodes over again with my parents. Never seen my mother so invested in anything. A lot of “good for her!” & “Oh no!”. That was nice to see. My Dad thought it was great, and then wondered if they shot the…