Oscar Montoya ★★½
Ok, so it’s a zombie movie, but the zombies look like they’re covered in mud. And also they have guns. And scythes. And they move fast. This movie throws everything…
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The greatest movie ever made.
David Bluvband ★★★
David Bluvband ★★ 4
This is like if Cartman from South Park wrote a horror movie.
David Bluvband ★★★★ 2
How the fuck did this movie get made? As a writer I’m frustrated because I love this but how do you pitch this?
David Bluvband ★½ 7
The premise is actually kind of brilliant, and the effects are AWESOME, but the dialogue is fucking awful and everyone except Treat Williams sucks.
I liked this movie a lot but THE ENDING IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!
This might be my new favorite getting ready in the morning high school movie montage.
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