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Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • Blindspotting
  • Short Term 12
  • Whip It

Recent activity

  • In the Heights


  • Midsommar


  • Hamilton


  • The White Lotus

Recent reviews

  • In the Heights

    In the Heights


    usnavi when he was interacting with vanessa made me feel things like okay mr. ramos

  • Midsommar



    my favourite quotes from this film that surprisingly make sense in context:

    “the children are watching austin powers if you choose to join”

    “yo, check my scalp for ticks then i‘ll check yours” 

    “you pissed on the ancestral tree”

Popular reviews

  • If Anything Happens I Love You

    If Anything Happens I Love You

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the placement of the american flag in colour is sitting with me. it’s so immensely fucked that you know exactly what’s going to happen the second you see that flag.

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma


    yeah there’s some fascinating points. but NOT them insinuating that there’s real life people controlling each of our notifications and targeted ads. especially not a white guy with dreads telling me to delete instagram. miss me with that shit.