Black Christmas

Black Christmas ★½

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This review may contain spoilers.

this was an absolute joke... and that’s coming from me... 2 stars for aesthetic and style but literally it was like the  physical equivalent of baking a cake with no eggs, like this movie was so  FLAT. 


like... who green lit this? It tried so hard to be like this ultra feminist take over niche thing but it was just poorly executed and messy and the absolute cringiest thing.


I felt like nothing watching these caucasians die, is it bad to say the 2006 remake was like 1000x better than this? I was so excited for this too and it turned out to be this forgotten episode of scream queens with minimal jump scares, minimal gore, just sociopathic frat boys after women. this isn’t a holiday movie, barely a horror movie, more so its just another day in modern day America.