Jeffrey Roberie

Jeffrey Roberie


"There's nothing here but corn! Stupid corn!"

Favorite films

  • King Kong
  • RoboCop
  • Dawn of the Dead

Recent activity

  • New York Cop


  • Stir of Echoes


  • Scream


  • Panic in the Streets


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  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time


    Being depressed is hard to explain to people who never had any real bouts with it before. It’s more than being sad. It’s even more than feeling hopeless. It’s putting blinders to things around you and knowing you’re doing but still feeling you’re unable to stop from doing it. It’s knowing you need help and medication but easily convincing yourself there’s no reason to do so because either it won’t help at all or just assume it’s not enough or…

  • Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

    When Captain George Kirk did his Kamikaze run using the USS Kelvin on the Narada, he helped create an alternative timeline. Most think it just affected the STAR TREK timeline but I'm pretty sure it affected other Paramount Pictures timelines as well. This is why Jim Phelps is a jerk in the MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movie (SPOILER) and BUMBLEBEE turned from a prequel to a stand-alone movie thus throwing away all of our emotional attachment to the characters we came to…

Recent reviews

  • Summer Wars

    Summer Wars


    An inferior remake of the director's own OUR WAR GAME (which he already remade once before (kinda) as a Louis Vuitton ad in the form of the short SUPERFLAT MONOGRAM)* but enjoyable. I mean yeah, it's origin of existance is less mercenary than WAR GAME and MONOGRAM but the execution isn't nearly as fun or concise as GAME. But that's kinda nitpicking. Still a good story of family and how we're stuck with them.

    But where they REALLY dropped the…

  • Project A-Ko 2: Plot of the Daitokuji Financial Group

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