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  • My Octopus Teacher

    My Octopus Teacher

    I'm sorry but every time there's a long close up of that guy's face i can't help wondering if he fucked the octopus

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I swear to god if I were exposed to the full inside of Charlie Kaufman's brain for even a second I would shrivel like a raisin from the intensity

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  • Cube

    Cube

    I got a fitbit for christmas which is how I can tell my heart rate spiked like 50% for the duration of this film

  • Long Day's Journey Into Night

    Long Day's Journey Into Night

    #NZIFF 4 #LongDaysJourneyIntoNight Um... what if Tarkovsky but Chinese. Also, inexplicably, 3D.