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  • Naqoyqatsi

    Naqoyqatsi

    ★★★★½

    Sorry, but this is way better than it’s made out to be. I had this on as background fodder all day and I was continuously sucked in every time I looked at the screen. Definitely worth mentioning alongside Chris Marker, Nam June Paik, etc., in terms of media-as-visual art-as-media.

  • Cannibal Holocaust

    Cannibal Holocaust

    ★★

    At least the soundtrack is cool, huh?

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  • Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    Eric Andre: Legalize Everything

    ★★★★

    I honestly don’t know how to rate this fucking thing because, I mean, I laughed my fucking ass off, but also it’s just spastic frat bro drug jokes for almost an hour. And while I guess technically that doesn’t automatically mean that it’s bad, there’s not a lot of insight here, no commentary that one typically might expect from a standup special. And yet, I probably laughed harder than I have at any of the last few standup specials I’ve watched, so whatever bro, fuck it, I’m rating the fucking subjective experience here! Hit a nug, titty fuck a chicken, and prank text your fuckin mom!

  • Alien Beasts

    Alien Beasts

    ★★★★★

    Am I hallucinating? Did someone slip some bad research chemicals into my coconut korma? This is by far the most confoundingly inept, gloriously outsider thing I have ever feasted my globes upon! Any star rating is completely irrelevant. To say that this piece of shit is a five star anything is to place it on the level of cinematic achievements like ‘2001: A Space Odyssey’ or ‘Apocalypse Now’, and yet the experience of watching it was just as beguiling. Fuck,…