I’ll give that five bags of popcorn and two sodas
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
This movie is a heartbreaker for the same reason I think the bike trail in Avalon, NY is a heartbreaker: every time I think it’s going to finally end, it’s not over and I have to get through yet another fifteen minutes of this shit.
Dog returns from the dead to avenge her own death. This episode of x files is really long
Update: taking away another star because it is f-cking DISGUSTING oh my g-d I hate this, someone just shoot this child so he can be reunited with his dad the old fashioned way
Intense and kinda skin crawlingly reviling at times, I give it two chocolate chip bourbon scones. Taking away points for having too much empowering dove conditioner Tampa’s pearl montage length. It also made my knees hurt.