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  • Gooby



    The precursor to five nights at Freddie’s

  • Cop Dog

    Cop Dog


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This movie is a heartbreaker for the same reason I think the bike trail in Avalon, NY is a heartbreaker: every time I think it’s going to finally end, it’s not over and I have to get through yet another fifteen minutes of this shit.

    Dog returns from the dead to avenge her own death. This episode of x files is really long

    Update: taking away another star because it is f-cking DISGUSTING oh my g-d I hate this, someone just shoot this child so he can be reunited with his dad the old fashioned way

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