"Yep. Two corpses. Everything's fine."
If I didn't know any better, I'd say Nora Ephron created a Meg Ryan-lead trilogy of rom-coms with When Harry Met Sally..., Sleepless in Seattle and You've Got Mail. Sadly, it's one of those that got worse with each entry. This film is far longer than it needs to be. WHMS was a mere ninety minutes long and had everything anyone could ever ask for in a romantic comedy, yet here, Ephron inexpliquably added a full thirty minutes of repetetive exposition that doesn't add anything that wasn't already there. Nevertheless, if you're looking for that '90s rom-com fix, this will have you covered.
FINALLY I found the name for the movie! I have thought about this movie all my life since I first watched it as a very young kid. Was probably like 7 at the time? And I even got nightmares from it back then! As much as this is a family intended movie, it had some really weird and scary moments, which is probably why no one likes it. I once actually had one hell of a dream where I was…