Favorite films

  • All That Jazz
  • Psycho
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Paris, Texas

Recent activity

  • Escape from L.A.


  • Sunken Films

  • Muppets Haunted Mansion

  • Dead Silence


Recent reviews

  • Escape from L.A.

    Escape from L.A.


    Oh gosh, did an*iva**ers discover John Carpenter's ESCAPE FROM L.A. yet? "Designer viruses are the future" + government tracking. They'd probably love it, too, because the vfx are about as good as you'd find in one of those terrible god thrillers that were all the rage. Bad film!

  • Dead Silence

    Dead Silence


    Proto CONJURING for James Wan with effective supernatural murder mystery mechanics, but the police procedural portion is undercooked and doesn't take advantage of its best, nastiest surprise.

Popular reviews

  • Wasp



    "My mum looks like Victoria Beckham, ya foul cunt."

    It's like poetry.

  • Seashore



    Five stars if you're into the sort of gay films about twinky boys who star out of windows/at the ocean/through walls a lot. Otherwise, it's a short dragged out to 85 minutes.