Letterboxd — Your life in film

Almost entirely CGI establishing shots and extreme close-ups with little to no dialog. At least half the movie is in slow motion and there's no ending. It's like someone watched Predator(s) and Tremors and thought "man no way I could make those" then did anyway.
Doesn't even reach the usual Paul WS Anderson two star standard.

The House with a Cock and Balls.

What a prick.

The scene where a big vaudevillian hook appeared from stage left and dragged Yahya Abdul-Mateen II off screen never to be seen again was a weird choice.

Best Friday the 13th since Freddy vs Jason.

As someone who’s lived somewhere that often had weirdos at the door asking if such and such was in but we’re obviously just checking if anyone was in. And somewhere else where I had an intruder... at night... during a power cut, I can safely say this couple were useless.

Highbrow Action/Sci-Fi for twelve year olds, with a concept stolen from Alan Moores '1963: Mystery Incorporated' (the Maybe Machine).

Quick someone make a 'It’s protagonists all the way down - Always has been' meme.

Hey I know them... Look it's oor hoose... oh, that's just round the corner. Five stars, best film ever made.

Also, I've barely left the house in months so it was nice to reminisce on passed nights out whilst simultaneously reminding myself how much of a timeless shitehole Glasgow is.

Watched the English dubbed Attack of the Mushroom People on Amazon.

I remember when they made this movie in 1996 it was called Generation X and it sucked then too.

Also far too fantastical... There’s no such thing as a Scottish Catholic.

Why watch one Hitchcock film when you can watch all of them... Simultaneously.