Ready Player One ★★

Spielberg: HEY REMEMBER THE EIGHTIES!??!? REMEMBER SHITTY FILM ROLES FOR WOMEN AND TOKEN STEREOTYPED POC??!? REMEMBER JOHN HUGHES?!?! YES?!?! NO?!?!? WELL GUESS WHAT!!! THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SIT THROUGH FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS!!!!

Me: <weeping> Please Steven I can’t take anymore

Spielberg: HE’S A NERD BUT HE’S A GOOD GUY!!!!!