Grey the Dot

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  • Cars 3

    Cars 3

    ★★★

    Cars 3 is good overall. However, all I wanna talk about is the ending that feels like it's cheating. Halfway through the climactic race, McQueen decides he's old and would rather transition to a mentor position. So he gives his number away to Cruz who wins the race which counts as them both winning because the rules say it isn't the car racing that wins but the number of the car. This rule breaks the sport so thoroughly that I'm…

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Plenty of people have made this deduction and I'll do it just the same because I think it is fun. Every new era of Godzilla starts with the same stern seriousness. Gojira (1954), The Return of Godzilla (1984), Godzilla (1998) (arguably), and Godzilla (2014) all want you to be left with the feeling that what you watched was special, and that the movie meant something or it was a metaphor, or it had something important to say. Then by the…

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