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  • Bloodshot

    Bloodshot

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    I'm gonna spend the next five years defending this one until everyone else catches up and then acts like they discovered it, aren't I?

    (It's his best non-F&F movie.)

  • Us

    Us

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    It’s a glassterpiece.

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  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Halfway through I though to myself β€œthe only way I could love this more is if it had a musical number.” 

    SPOILER: I loved it more.

  • Downsizing

    Downsizing

    Hi, my name is Griffin Newman and I like the movie DOWNSIZING. By the time you are reading this I am probably dead, having been brutally murdered by the entirety of Film Twitter.