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  • The Guest

    The Guest


    Probably the greatest film ever made.

  • Funny People

    Funny People


    Like most of Apatow's stuff it's at least an hour too long.

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  • The Invitation

    The Invitation


    My wife and I got a diner party invitation to one of her co-workers place in the next few weeks. We are not Fucking going!!

  • The Cabin in the Woods

    The Cabin in the Woods


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Seeing Richard Jenkins yell " Fuck You" to a screen filled with 9 year old Japanese school girls is extremely funny to me. This is the most fun I've had watching a film this year.