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    rich kid a huge asshole

  • Where Is My Friend's House?

    Where Is My Friend's House?

    great simple tale about a wholesome child who will do what it takes to correct his error and help his friend. perfectly understands a child's mind and how adult's like to try to cage it in. some of the simple conversations say so much about how we as a culture view children. can't say it's as gripping as some of kiarostami's other work but it's still such a wonderful little film.

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  • Ode to Big Booty Bitches

    Ode to Big Booty Bitches


    An absolute tour de force. Never has the art of cinema been so profoundly probed and dissected to its bare basics yet also portrayed lavishly on screen with lusciousness and love. Kurosawa, Tarkovsky, Bergman, Kubrick, Spielberg, Ozu, Sembene, Ray, Godard, Eisenstein, Pasolini, Antonioni, Fellini, Welles, Griffith, Parajanov, Coppola, Vigo, Keaton, Ford, Scorsese, and all the other masters of the silver screen were once giants upon whose shoulders to stand, now are puny precursors to the first true film: Ode to…

  • 1917



    They coulda just texted em