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  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

    Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2


    I don't know why this was made or who it was made for, because I didn't hear anyone clamoring for a sequel to a movie that took a strange children's book that was completely conceptual and added plot to it.

    The animation was fun to watch I guess.

  • The First Purge

    The First Purge


    This movie was vaguely more interesting than the last installment.

    It's trying to be a COMMENTARY on uhh race relations or classism or something but uhhhhh yeah...

    I liked how the worst crimes people wanted to do were like... Petty theivery and public fornication. And loud block parties.

    I liked the colored contacts, it made for some really cool visuals.

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  • Parasite



    What can I say about this film? It's an experience. You just have to see it for yourself.

  • The Lion King

    The Lion King


    The only reason I'm not giving this zero stars is because I'm not allowed, and I don't want to crap all over the animator's hard work.

    This is a shot for shot retread of The Lion King, except it is soulless and empty. Even the voice acting was sub par and JEJ ALREADY DID THIS ONCE BEFORE! The musical numbers were boring or bastardized. It was just... BORING AND LIFELESS.