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  • Fire and Ice

    Fire and Ice


    pure sweaty meaty unrepentantly misogynistic juvenile fascist power fantasy crap of the exact kind Michael Moorcock so expertly dissected in his amazing essay Epic Pooh.... i loved it! also rotoscoping is easily on that long list of forgotten filmic handcrafts that are long overdue for retro-revival, up there alongside stop-motion, clayanimation, puppets, rubber suit monsters, and squibs

  • Conan the Destroyer

    Conan the Destroyer


    just someone’s DnD campaign filmed with a Hollywood budget, Grace Jones, character actor Tracey Walter, and Arnie duking it out with a rubber suit kaiju dead god. perfect budget to entertainment value ratio, this is what blockbuster schlock is all about

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  • Hamilton



    one of the most singularly evil cultural byproducts of our time, and i would be legitimately shocked if we didn’t find out the CIA was involved with this shit one day in the future

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse


    a millennial horror story about having roommates and working at a Kohl’s well into your 30’s