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  • Fire and Ice

    Fire and Ice

    ★★★★½

    pure sweaty meaty unrepentantly misogynistic juvenile fascist power fantasy crap of the exact kind Michael Moorcock so expertly dissected in his amazing essay Epic Pooh.... i loved it! also rotoscoping is easily on that long list of forgotten filmic handcrafts that are long overdue for retro-revival, up there alongside stop-motion, clayanimation, puppets, rubber suit monsters, and squibs

  • Conan the Destroyer

    Conan the Destroyer

    ★★★★½

    just someone’s DnD campaign filmed with a Hollywood budget, Grace Jones, character actor Tracey Walter, and Arnie duking it out with a rubber suit kaiju dead god. perfect budget to entertainment value ratio, this is what blockbuster schlock is all about

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ½

    one of the most singularly evil cultural byproducts of our time, and i would be legitimately shocked if we didn’t find out the CIA was involved with this shit one day in the future

  • The Lighthouse

    The Lighthouse

    ★★★★★

    a millennial horror story about having roommates and working at a Kohl’s well into your 30’s