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  • Once Upon a Time in the West

    Once Upon a Time in the West


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    this film's motion alone is so fucking hypnotic. every movement of the camera is perfectly balanced with every movement that the camera captures. Bronson just moves so smoothly, he's like a snake

  • Promising Young Woman

    Promising Young Woman


    god awful. while i've seen almost everything there is to be said about this complete airball of a film, there hasn’t been any mention of those strange music video style zoom-in jump cuts that occur at like two random points of total non-significance within the garbled plot and somehow manage not to be anywhere near its most alienating and absurd parts. i'll forever love carey tho

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  • Drive



    hell yeah 5 stars fuck you this rocks and will forever rock

  • Godzilla vs. Kong

    Godzilla vs. Kong


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    finally a film which promotes posting libel against company executives. and i'm very pleased to see mainstream media representation for the podcaster which understands how enjoyable it is to spread misinformation online. also half of what bernie said is true; please block me if you don't believe hollow earth is real.

    moments that especially rocked:
    – kong hopping between aircraft carriers (cool evangelion vibes)
    – kong crushing the hovership carrying simmons' daughter in his hand like an empty coke can…