i know nothing, i'm just sitting here looking at pretty colours
god awful. while i've seen almost everything there is to be said about this complete airball of a film, there hasn’t been any mention of those strange music video style zoom-in jump cuts that occur at like two random points of total non-significance within the garbled plot and somehow manage not to be anywhere near its most alienating and absurd parts. i'll forever love carey tho
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
finally a film which promotes posting libel against company executives. and i'm very pleased to see mainstream media representation for the podcaster which understands how enjoyable it is to spread misinformation online. also half of what bernie said is true; please block me if you don't believe hollow earth is real.
moments that especially rocked:
– kong hopping between aircraft carriers (cool evangelion vibes)
– kong crushing the hovership carrying simmons' daughter in his hand like an empty coke can…