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  • I Am Here....Now

    I Am Here....Now

    "Cancerchemo kicked my ass!โ€

    An extremely self-righteous alien-robot-ghost-deity takes on gun violence, big pharma, prostitution, dependance on foreign oil, corrupt politicians, drug use, disrespect towards the disabled, gang warfare, grand theft auto, and the black market, all with the power of a pair of magical glowing hands that can make people's eyes bleed, freeze time, cure cancer, reverse the aging process, AND make wheelchairs disappear.

    Why are both Neil Breen and James Nguyen (of Birdemic fame) so obsessed with solarโ€ฆ

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  • Totally Under Control

    Totally Under Control

    Money.

  • Robowar

    Robowar

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    God this made me feel like I was going insane, can someone please confirm this with me so I know Iโ€™m not crazy?! Peel, the black guy, is killed, but during a montage 6 or 7 minutes later, you can see him still alive in one of the intercut shots??? And itโ€™s not a quick cut or a faraway wide shot either, itโ€™s like a medium close up! that lasts 5+ seconds! And then, if Iโ€™m understanding correctly, the creditsโ€ฆ

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  • Ugetsu

    Ugetsu

    ๐ŸŽงdon't go chasin waterfalls
    cuz a sex ghost at the end will seduce you๐ŸŽค

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Eyes Wide Shut

    i am so thankful to have a family where i can choose this for our family movie night and, instead of being morally offended, my mom just complains that there wasn't enough dick in the film.