HarlanFR

if you like movies so much why don't you marry them

Favorite films

  • Double Indemnity
  • The Umbrellas of Cherbourg
  • House
  • Speed Racer

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  • Rocky II

  • Michael Che: Shame the Devil

  • All Too Well: The Short Film

  • The French Dispatch

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  • Old

    Old

    ★★★★★

    rufus sewell playing a dickbag 🤝 films about memory loss and aging

    m night is truly the people's champ, and he's back walking his hitchcock/wiseau tightrope like a fuckin dawg. his films transcend the notion that a movie can be good or bad, it can simply be the most.

    so silly, i love it. only shame is that it didn't end with that two shot of vicky and gael on the beach.

  • Pig

    Pig

    oh day of days.

    i bike to the local indie theater to see pig. the moment i roll up to the front (i swing my bike around all cool-like akin to my idol joseph gordon-levitt in premium rush), a perilous oversight comes to light; i have forgotten my bike lock.

    what am i to do? leave the machine on the street for all to see and take? the movie is starting soon, and i don't have enough time to get…