god giving james corden the desire to sing was one thing....but giving him a key role in the only fun project i will ever get to see nicole kidman and meryl streep do together? cruel and unforgivable

anya taylor-joy joins lupita nyong’o in the Actresses I Care About Enough To Watch An Entire Film/Series About Chess Club

the fact that some of you are pretentious enough to walk into a movie musical sequel based on a literal broadway show with a plot told entirely through abba songs that stars cher to then walk out of it and post a letterboxd review calling it “cheesy” or “over the top” or “ridiculous” is genuinely astonishing to me like please let yourselves have a little bit of fun every once in a while i promise it will make people like you more

there’s a scene in this film where someone comes to fight timothee chalamet and his brother is like “you can fight me instead” and the guy goes “i don’t want to fight you, little dog i want to fight the BIG dog” and then timothee shimmies out from between two huge men holding a sword that weighs more than him and says soemthing like “i’m here lets duel” and i laughed so hard i thought i was going to need an ambulance