Short stories (written as WH Gilbert) can be found through that link aboveβπ»
Cinephile-turned-just some guy who watches movies.
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At this point in my life, I only hope that one day I will be able to run around some small town yelling βThe Boogeyman is at large!!!β and it will make sense.
Cops in California think movies are real life. Like, if I ever had to depend on a grown-ass adult in law enforcement for something, and their response to my frantic questions were βHavenβt you seen Gone Girl?β, Iβd know right there everyone in this situation is completely fucked.
Even the one guy, Detective MustardΒ (lol) calls himself βThe Puzzlemakerβ like heβs some kind of movie character. He doesnβt have much literacy though, because he doesnβt realize that name sounds more like the name of a villain, and also gives the impression that he doesnβt solveΒ puzzles butβ¦MAKES THEM.
βI wonder if itβs ethical to watch a man with binoculars and a long-focus lens?β
Over the past few years, Rear Window has become the ultimate comfort movie to me. Whenever I need a little help slipping off to dreamland, I turn it on and it gets me there every single time. Itβs also a great-ass movie, and my girlfriend wanted to watch it so I was like βHell Yeah!βΒ
After having seen the opening 4 times now and then falling asleep together, sheβs finally seen the whole thing!
A masterpiece of nap time cinema, and just in general.
Aight. I'm drawing a line in the sand.
As a society we can either:Β
-continue to lie to ourselves and say this movie is "bad", or whatever...or
-we can all finally come to our senses and admit the undeniable truth that Tim Burton's late-in-the-game masterpiece is one of the most aesthetically beautiful movies to be released this century