“Cinema should be like a peacock's tail.”-Andrzej Zulawski
Cinephile turned just some guy who watches movies.
I wasn’t sure where I’d fall on Evilspeak. As much as I like bully/revenge movies, I reeeeeeeeeally dislike tech-horror and movies set in military academies.
But I simply cannot dislike a movie with maneating hogs, head explosions, and so many beheadings. This movie is too slow in the first two-thirds, but Clint Howard is great and once it picks up in the last twenty minutes, Evilspeak becomes pretty fun.
This movie has forgotten the face of its father.
Sony took King's magnum opus and squandered it. What we have here, after so many stops and starts, is a Maze Runnered, Divergented bastardization of The Dark Tower. It's a YA flick with a Mid-World lexicon.
Literally couldn't stop laughing when, after a total onslaught of Hey look it's King-Stuff!, I turned to my friend and said "Watch there be a St Bernard" and what do you know there's Cujo…
MEN HATE WOMEN (ii)
from the time the title card appears over a snow angel dick in the snow, you realize this new Black Christmas is going to be about as subtle as a brick to the face. That’s ok, I like bricks. It’s like a version of Assassination Nation that you would actually want to watch. Well, it’s more like ACTUALLY the movie HallowGreen retroactively labeled itself as.
It’s a totally fun slasher movie for young girls (that should’ve been left as…