hayden comes alive

hayden comes alive

Pro

Cinema should be like a peacock's tail.”-Andrzej Zulawski

Cinephile turned just some guy who watches movies.

Favorite films

Recent activity

All

Recent reviews

More

Popular reviews

More
  • The Dark Tower

    The Dark Tower

    Fuck.

    This movie has forgotten the face of its father. 

    Sony took King's magnum opus and squandered it. What we have here, after so many stops and starts, is a Maze Runnered, Divergented bastardization of The Dark Tower. It's a YA flick with a Mid-World lexicon.

    Literally couldn't stop laughing when, after a total onslaught of Hey look it's King-Stuff!, I turned to my friend and said "Watch there be a St Bernard" and what do you know there's Cujo…

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★★

    MEN HATE WOMEN (ii)

    from the time the title card appears over a snow angel dick in the snow, you realize this new Black Christmas is going to be about as subtle as a brick to the face. That’s ok, I like bricks. It’s like a version of Assassination Nation that you would actually want to watch. Well, it’s more like ACTUALLY the movie HallowGreen retroactively labeled itself as. 

    It’s a totally fun slasher movie for young girls (that should’ve been left as…