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  • Fantastic Mr. Fox
  • The Dark Knight
  • Sing Street
  • Columbus

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  • John Wick

    ★★★★

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    ★★★★

  • Columbus

    ★★★★★

  • Coldplay: Live 2012

    ★★★★★

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  • Columbus

    Columbus

    ★★★★★

    Columbus is a masterpiece that is criminally underrepresented in pretty much every cinematic conversation. This is a piece that got nothing close to a popular release or is it one that garnered any mainstream attention upon its birth into the zeitgeist. This is a painful reality. For Columbus to be viewed so little, for it have received next to no official recognition, is almost fitting. This is a miserable state that only accentuates the power that this story has to…

  • The Protégé

    The Protégé

    ½

    What the fuck even is a Martin Campbell? How on earth can one dude be responsible for the two absolutely remarkable action feats that are GoldenEye and Casino Royale, yet on his off-day(?) curate some of the most mind-bogglingly awful films I've ever seen? Is this even reality? So many questions.

    What is seriously going on here? The Protégé seems to be as much a mystery to me as it is the rest of the internet. The Wikipedia page details…

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  • John Wick

    John Wick

    ★★★★

    Clean action, crisp suits. cute puppies, and fantastic performances. John Wick just really doesn’t miss a whole lot. It may get a bit repetitive and you may be yearning for something more than a revenge plot, but it can’t be denied that this is a smooth film that is dripping in class and excitement. Such an entertaining film - I’m almost interested in the sequels.

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    ★★★★

    “Michele, you’re so bossy and domineering…I like it.” 

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  • Tenet

    Tenet

    ★★★★½

    I could be wrong, but I think Christopher Nolan has certainly the reached that point in his career where, even if a newly released film of his is remotely underwhelming, he cops a ridiculous, and I mean ridiculous amount of slack for it. Mind you, this is based purely off of what I’ve heard from friends, read in newspapers and seen from you lot on LB in regard to Tenet.

    So of course, I went into my session last night…

  • Nomadland

    Nomadland

    ★★★★★

    The sense of immersion felt when watching Nomadland is second to none. If you can be bothered to pay attention and give an in-depth character study with no obvious structure, plot, or many real narrative elements the time of day, you will find that this is one of the most masterful pieces of cinema in recent years. First of all, I feel lucky to have been able to watch this at all, because I think it is too pure, too…