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  • Another Round

    Another Round


    An insanely great time (until it isn’t). Low key one of the best soundtracks of the year. Gotta hand it to Thomas Vinterberg for looking at Mads Mikkelsen and thinking “im gonna make that guy play normal dudes”

  • GoodFellas



    I spent all Sunday watching the Masters, takings naps while I watched the Masters, standing in the kitchen eating trail mix while I watched the Masters, and when the Masters was over I fired up Goodfellas to complete my metamorphosis: I have fully become my father. 

    This movie is pure ecstasy.

    #2 - Best of the Decade: The 1990s

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    The Report


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  • War and Peace

    War and Peace


    I spent a little over 10 hours in a theater today. 2 hours of that time was spent in intermission, fighting the horde of bewildered octogenarians shambling for the bathroom. The other 8 was spent soaking up unprecedented spectacle.
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