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  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    ★★★★★

    yukon cornelius is on some serious drugs

  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★★

    i personally would NOT wait until marisa tomei’s niece, the daughter of her sister, was getting married and her biological clock was ticking before marrying her

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  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    ★★★★

    cher is the queen of slapping men and telling them to snap out of it

  • Cabaret

    Cabaret

    ★★★★

    the beer garden scene is seriously one of the creepiest scenes ever committed to film