hereticdyke

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  • To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    To All the Boys: Always and Forever

    ★★★★★

    this isn’t the most objective review because i spent the whole movie sobbing. brought me back to that time in your life when you’re about to leave home for uni and you’re so afraid that everything’s going to change, and you also can’t wait for it to change. anyways this was cute and pretty well done

  • Inheritance

    Inheritance

    simon pegg as discount hannibal lecter :/

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  • A New York Christmas Wedding

    A New York Christmas Wedding

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i fully acknowledge four stars is way too high for this pardon my french, balls to the wall batshit crazy movie. it looks and feels like it was shot on iphone 8 and it has one of the funniest/insane plot twists in movie history (stillborn gayngel). but the two women + their teen counterparts had chemistry and they were so cute!!! also they got my dumbfuck (raised) catholic gay ass with the whole gay catholic thing. idk it just had a lot of heart despite the immense flaws.

  • Happiest Season

    Happiest Season

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    i actually didn’t think this was all that bad. harper’s coming out was handled with a lot more empathy and nuance than twt discourse led me to believe. the main thing though is mackenzie davis and kristen stewart just didn’t have enough chemistry for me to root for them through all the holiday shenanigans. especially not when compared to the Dynamic chemistry aubrey plaza and kristen stewart had from the start. i also think the movie should’ve made harper co-lead…